Funny Puppy Jokes
Puppies are fun to play with, but it's more fun when you make jokes about puppies. Puppy jokes are silly, funny and very creative. Check out the 20 funny dog jokes and share them with your family and friends. While reading the jokes, allow your creative mind to come up with some brilliant and funny puppy jokes to share them with your family and friends!
1. What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppy dogs
2. What do you call a dog lying in the sun?
A hot dog
3. What do you get if you cross a dog with a phone?
A Golden Receiver!
4. What kind of dog likes to fight?
A boxer
5. What do you call a litter of young dogs that have come in from the snow?
Slush puppies
6. How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.
7. What should you know before you teach your puppy a new trick?
You should know more than your puppy!
8. Where do you usually find puppies?
It all depends on where you lose them.
9. How is a puppy like a penny?
They both have a head and a tail.
10. What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than it's bite.
11. Why was the dog sweating so much?
He was a hotdog.
12. What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock bones
13. What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee
14. Where should you never take a dog?
A flea market
15. What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough?
Dog biscuits
16. What do you say to your friend when they go away?
Poodle-ooh!
17. Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
18. What does a dog call his father?
Paw
19. Why did the dog wear a watch?
He wanted to be a watchdog
20. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower
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